Meet the "Journalists" behind The Adelaide Mail
Fellow South Australians, if you are reading this now, it means I have been murdered. Although it may also mean that my attempted coup d'etat on the Fijian government was unsuccessful, or that I won a gold medal at the Nagano Winter Olympics, or that I have been taken hostage by the editors of The Adelaide Mail and am being forced to write news articles for food. Send help.
Trent is also the founder of social media agency 'Ok, so' and tweets @TrentBartlett
With as many journalistic qualifications as Caleb Bond, Dan has spent countless minutes researching excerpts of the North Eastern Messenger in preparation for his lead journalist role at The Adelaide Mail and in search of a local plumber.
The Adelaide Mail is a South Australian satirical (for you NewsCorp readers, that means 'not real') news site, striving to bring you the latest inaccurate headlines from around the state.
Please feel free to email us at firstname.lastname@example.org with any queries.