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German tourist in Hahndorf just can’t understand why Adelaide’s Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is so confusing

5 August, 2026

5 August, 2026

MATTHEW DEVITT A German tourist has been left mystified by South Australia’s cavalier and generally indifferent attitude towards the governmental...

Sources reveal 49 dead birds had refused bird flu jabs after becoming obsessed with Karl Stefanovic podcast

4 August, 2026

4 August, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT Shocking new information out of the state’s south-east has revealed that many of the 49 birds who fell...

We road test the viral ‘Barneymaxxing’ diet where we eat nothing but Barnacle Bill for one meal

3 August, 2026

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TRENT BARTLETT They say a summer body is made in winter, but a fad diet has no interest in what...

Glenelg tram line announces temporary opening

8 July, 2026

8 July, 2026

In a bizarre break from tradition, the Glenelg tram line has confirmed it may someday resume normal services, for a...

The O-Bahn Counter

1 July, 2026

1 July, 2026

Congratulations Adelaide! You’ve made it 365 days without some idiot driving on to the O-Bahn!

Premier seen pacing hallways in cold sweats after almost going 36 hours without announcing a sporting event

11 June, 2026

11 June, 2026

South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has reportedly been found pacing the halls of Parliament House in a drenched polo shirt...

PAC old scholar FURIOUS at mere suggestion he went to Saints for some reason

27 May, 2026

27 May, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT An enraged former student of Adelaide’s prestigious Prince Alfred College has slammed suggestions that he attended the equally-esteemed...

New school zone speed limits “definitely not revenue-raising” says new Police Commissioner, a six-foot tall Fabergé egg

26 May, 2026

26 May, 2026

South Australia’s new 40km/h school zone speed limits have come under fire, with motorists labelling them “confusing”, “pointless” and “why...

GOTCHA! – FOI documents reveal Premier refused to drink glass of seawater during algal bloom crisis

4 May, 2026

4 May, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT New Freedom of Information documents circulated by satirical newspaper ‘The Advertiser’ have revealed an embarrassing blunder that was...

Adelaide Oval to cover $4m operating loss by raising beer prices to $26K for schooner of mid-strength

30 April, 2026

30 April, 2026

TRENT BARTLETT In a sensible economic move bound to curry the favour of all Adelaide Oval patrons, the stadium’s management...