- Turns out Trump has been mistaking Greenland for Greenhills Adventure Park this whole time
TRENT BARTLETT US President Donald Trump has confirmed he has been accidentally pursuing the purchase of Greenland after years of... - Botanic Garden’s corpse that smells like flowers not as popular as flower that smells like a corpse for some reason
TRENT BARTLETT The Adelaide Botanic Garden is set to welcome thousands of visitors* in anticipation of catching a look and... - “As Premier I am prevented from directing the Board”, says Premier days after directing Festival board
TRENT BARTLETT Premier Peter Malinauskas has set off on a media blitz to educate South Australians on laws prohibiting the... - Thousands of South Australians suddenly report hearing constant high-pitched whining noise in ears
Panic swept across the state this morning as thousands of South Australians reported hearing a persistent, high-pitched whining sound in... - Ashton Hurn promises to make the best damn concession speech at March election
TRENT BARTLETT New State Liberal leader Ashton Hurn has promised to pen one of the best concession speeches ever given...
